The Phone Isabell

Origins

For many years Isabell sat in Rhys Thomas's attic, just waiting. Silently wich and hoping that she would once again become part of something big. That fateful day came some time just before the start of 2014, when Rhys decided that he wanted to be able to pass someone a phone and say "Hold the Phone" every time something outrageous was said. This began on new years eve and since then, Isabell has not missed a single social.

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"Whoever gave Mikey Hobson control over Isabell was gravely mistaken" - Alexander Graham Bell

All inanimate Warwick Surf friends have their time and, perhaps, this was Isabell's. When Obama calls you and just hangs up mid sentence, you get angry - that's understandable. If only Barrack had not called Isabell. If only it had been any other phone, this tragedy could have been averted.

Today, Isabell remains a shell of the telephone she once was. Appearances since that fateful tour have been minimal and we can only hope that in time she makes a full recovery.