Corkscrew

CORKSCREW is his name, for obvious reasons.

Treasurer 2013/2014

Corkscrew as a hashtag

Not long after the creation of the name Corkscrew, Julian Regan made it his life ambition to create the largest creation of useless information about any one person using only hashtags.

#Factsaboutcorkscrew #mythicaluncertaintiesaboutcorkscrew
 * Grade 8 at piano and, according to various independent yet corroborated sources, unashamedly sik on da keyz
 * Corkscrew rhymes with poo and loo and cows that moo
 * Corkscrew has no middle name.
 * Corkscrew is the HEAD STEWARD at Coventry ice rink and is sick at ice skating
 * Legend has it, Corkscrew can only talk in dactylic hexameter