Colander

Tom "Colander" Woodhall. If you have to ask, you'll never know...

Recipient of the worst sunburn in the history of Warwick Surf on camping tour 2017. Has since consumed most of the world's remaining stocks of aloe vera.

Likes baguettes. "Ou est la baguette?"

Has a cute little botty

Plays ping-pong with king-kong ding-dongs