Ollie Corfield

"I wait for no service station"

Is a phrase that may have gone through Oil Cornfield's head that fateful day. Historians often suggest that 1/3 of a mile is "really not that far to travel in a minubus on the motorway" or that "I know three year olds with more control over their bowels".

A definitive answer as to why this fourth year engineer felt that he had to do the things he did has yet to be found and probably never will. I suppose that's just the way the corfield crumbles.