Jemma Macgregor

Gemma "Gemz" McGragor is the illegitimate love child of Jedi Master Ewan McGregor and Leprechaun Connor McGregor.

Her first domestic tour will forever be remembered (by everyone but her) as the time she took the minibus to hell, getting her bucket of vomit poured out the front window, to be blown back into 15 peoples faces through the back one, causing a chain reaction of chunder. She then came back to earth for a quick spoons breakfast, and decided she'd rather drown herself in liquor than the storming sea, wholeheartedly believing that if she was going down, so was the spoons bathroom.