Bex Middleton

2017/18 Social Sec

Reabeckcah "Bex" Middleton.Known for being surprisingly unresilient to purple, her voice will give away faster than the boards she rides once a year.

Her company is two-fold, if you get to see her at all, as she is often busy with lunar activities. She spends the first half of nights out being the best friend you ever had, spreading her love far and wide, high and low, sometimes even reaching Charlotte Herbert.

She will then inevitably go on to turn into the heaviest sack of potatoes you've ever seen, losing her phone, wallet, attire, consciousness and dignity. Don't expect to see her come back to life, not even Warwick Irish can help her at this stage.