Sofia Vgfskljhtaewhou

Also known as: Princess Vagina Flaps

It has been said that whenever a conversation on the topic is to be had it is because Sofia has willed it. In 2016, Professor Phillip McCrevace from the sociology department at Warwick found that there was an 0.9789 correlation on the variables "Distance from Sofia" and "Percentage of conversations relating to a sexual topic".

As if this were not enough, she has not only one study being conducted on her, but incredibly enough Dr Seymour Butz from the english department is conducting a study on how to spell her surname, so far his paper stands at 373 pages long.

Ask her about:
 * Her Commercial Boat / Cruise Liner Driving Licence
 * Being fined on EVERY SINGLE TOUR for "having sex on tour" despite having never had sex on tour...
 * Being "One of you guys"
 * The time she fired a cannon at the King of Greece