Stevie Barrett

Stevie Barrett, is a renowned chemist famous for his success in synthesizing the HO2N2- compound, also known as the HOON molecule. Though his groundbreaking discovery made waves in the scientific community, an accident during one of his experiments trying to discover the properties of the miraculous hydroxyle-less alcohol profoundly changed his anatomy and metabolism, leaving him stronger than ever. His neuro-transmitters now fire at 97% the speed of light, producing a never-ending stream of humorous comments, at a rate which no human mouth could pronounce correctly. Sadly, his frontal lobe was irreparibly damaged, which leaves no gurantee of quality-control. Other side effects include but are not limited to:
 * An addiction to Hooch
 * Decreased function of certain facial muscles

In warwick surf, he is known as the Rambunctious One, being T-Bar Tuesdays' biggest fan. After already completing chemistry before graduating, he is now also halfway to achieving his next life-goal: consuming infinite pints. His honesty is appreciated by all, as he will ask the questions that matter: "If you get up with the wrong foot, is it a flip-flop or flop-flip?"
 * Blogging