Brianny Anter

The first surfie ever to be born on a tour little Brianny took to life like a mollusc takes to Mikey Hobson's penis: steadfastly refusing to let go whilst also ensuring plenty of ballsack is on show. Conceived on BUCS 2013 on the minibus back by Anna Richardson, Brianny enjoyed many a social, even making a guest appearance at the infamous Snurf Skool Dayz Social (term 1, week 8, 2013). Unfortunately at a spontaneous social gathering at the Ivy (17 New Street: cracking house, ridiculous location) she annoyed Fi Bovis a little too much and she promptly had her third leg ripped off by the drunken maverick. She is however still functional and spends vast swathes of time 'hanging out' with Mikey, getting on all sorts of adventures.